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Oh Brother Where Art Thou They Turned Into a Toad

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  • Ulysses Everett McGill : What'd the devil give you for your soul, Tommy?

    Tommy Johnson : Well, he taught me to play this here guitar existent good.

    Delmar O'Donnell : Oh son, for that yous sold your everlasting soul?

    Tommy Johnson : Well, I wasn't usin' it.

  • Pete : Wait a minute. Who elected you leader of this outfit?

    Ulysses Everett McGill : Well Pete, I figured it should be the i with the capacity for abstract thought. Only if that own't the consensus view, then hell, let's put it to a vote.

    Pete : Suits me. I'k voting for yours truly.

    Ulysses Everett McGill : Well I'chiliad voting for yours truly too.

    [Everett and Pete look at Delmar for the deciding vote]

    Delmar O'Donnell : Okay... I'm with you fellas.

  • Delmar O'Donnell : You lot work for the railroad, Grampa?

    Blind Seer : I piece of work for no human being.

    Delmar O'Donnell : Got a proper name, do you lot?

    Bullheaded Seer : I have no proper noun.

    Ulysses Everett McGill : Well, that right there may be the reason y'all've had difficulty findin' gainful employment. You see, in the mart of competitive commerce...

  • Pete : Well I'll be a sonofabitch. Delmar's been saved.

    Delmar O'Donnell : Well that's it, boys. I've been redeemed. The preacher's done warshed away all my sins and transgressions. It'south the straight and narrow from here on out, and heaven everlasting's my reward.

    Ulysses Everett McGill : Delmar, what are yous talking near? We've got bigger fish to fry.

    Delmar O'Donnell : The preacher says all my sins is warshed away, including that Piggly Wiggly I knocked over in Yazoo.

    Ulysses Everett McGill : I thought you said yous was innocent of those charges?

    Delmar O'Donnell : Well I was lyin'. And the preacher says that that sin'south been warshed abroad too. Neither God nor man'southward got nothin' on me now. C'mon in boys, the water is fine.

  • Delmar O'Donnell : Intendance for some gopher?

    Ulysses Everett McGill : No cheers, Delmar. A third of a gopher would only arouse my ambition without beddin' 'er back down.

    Delmar O'Donnell : Oh, you can have the whole thing. Me and Pete already had one apiece. Nosotros ran across a whole... gopher village.

  • Delmar O'Donnell : Tin't y'all see it, Everett? Them sirens did this to Pete. They loved him upwardly and turned him into a... horny toad. Pete! Pete! Pete! Pete! Pete! Pete. Information technology's me - Delmar. Everett...

    Ulysses Everett McGill : Delmar. What the...

    Delmar O'Donnell : What are nosotros gonna do?

    Ulysses Everett McGill : I'm not certain that'due south Pete.

    Delmar O'Donnell : Of course it's Pete. Look at him.

  • Pete : The Preacher said it absolved us.

    Ulysses Everett McGill : For him, non for the law. I'm surprised at you, Pete, I gave y'all credit for more brains than Delmar.

    Delmar O'Donnell : But they was witnesses that seen united states redeemed.

    Ulysses Everett McGill : That'southward not the issue Delmar. Fifty-fifty if that did put you square with the Lord, the State of Mississippi'due south a petty more hard-nosed.

    [laughs]

    Ulysses Everett McGill : Baptism! You ii are just dumber than a bag of hammers!

  • Ulysses Everett McGill : You lot can't display a toad in a fine restaurant like this! Why, the good folks here would get right off the feed!

    Delmar O'Donnell : I simply don't retrieve it'due south correct keeping him under wraps like we'due south ashamed of him.

    Ulysses Everett McGill : Well, if it is Pete, I am aback of him! Way I meet it, he got what he deserved, fornicating with some whore of Babylon. These things don't happen for no reason, Delmar. Information technology's patently some kinda judgment on his character.

    Delmar O'Donnell : Well, the two of united states of america was fixin' to fornicate!

  • Ulysses Everett McGill : The treasure is still there boys, believe me.

    Delmar O'Donnell : Simply how'd he know well-nigh the treasure?

    Ulysses Everett McGill : I don't know Delmar. The blind are reputed to possess sensitivities compensating for their lack of sight, even to the betoken of developing paranormal psychic powers. Now, conspicuously seeing into the futurity would fall into neatly into that category; its not and so surprising then that an organism deprived of its earthly vision...

    Pete : He said we wouldn't get get it. He said nosotros wouldn't go the treasure we seek on business relationship of our ob-stac-les.

    Ulysses Everett McGill : Well what the hell does he know, he'due south merely an ignorant old man?

  • Delmar O'Donnell : Gopher, Everett?

  • George Nelson : Cows! I detest cows worse than coppers!

    [fires his Tommy gun at them]

    Delmar O'Donnell : Oh, George... not the livestock.

  • George Nelson : [after Nelson has robbed the banking concern] Thank you folks! And call back, Jesus saves, but George Nelson withdraws!

    [laughs]

    George Nelson : Go fetch the auto voiture, Pete.

    Woman In Bank : [whispering] Is that "Babyface" Nelson?

    George Nelson : Who said that?

    [pause]

    George Nelson : What ignorant, low down, slanderizin, son of a bitch said that?

    [goes up to woman]

    George Nelson : My name is George Nelson, become me?

    Delmar O'Donnell : She didn't mean nothin by it, George.

    George Nelson : [noticeably upset] George Nelson! Not "Babyface"! You remember, and you tell your friends! I'm George Nelson! Born to enhance hell!

    [Nelson points his Tommy Gun towards the ceiling and fires it, and the bank patrons bound]

  • [singing]

    Ulysses Everett McGill : I am a homo of constant sorrow, I've seen problem all my days. I bid farewell to old Kentucky, the place where I was born and raised.

    Delmar O'Donnell , Pete : The place where he was born and raised.

    Ulysses Everett McGill : For half dozen long years I've been in problem, no pleasure here on World I've found. For in this world I'm leap to ramble, I have no friends to assistance me out.

    Delmar O'Donnell , Pete : He has no friends to aid him out.

    Ulysses Everett McGill : Maybe your friends remember I'm just a stranger, my confront you lot never will run across no more than. But there is one hope that is given, I'll run into you on God's golden shore.

    Delmar O'Donnell , Pete : He'll meet y'all on God'due south golden shore.

  • Delmar O'Donnell : I'm gonna visit those foreclosing son-of-a-guns at the Indianola Savings & Loan, slap that coin on the barrelhead and purchase back the family farm. Y'all ain't no kind of man if you ain't got state.

  • Pete : Well hell, information technology ain't square one! Ain't nobody gonna pick up 3 filthy, unshaved hitch-hikers, and one of them a know-information technology-all that can't keep his trap close.

    Ulysses Everett McGill : Pete, the personal rancor reflected in that remark I don't intend to dignify with comment. Just I would like to address your general attitude of hopeless negativism. Consider the lilies of the goddamn field or... hell! Take at expect at Delmar here as your epitome of promise.

    Delmar O'Donnell : Yeah, wait at me.

  • Ulysses Everett McGill : Deceitful, 2-faced she-adult female. Never trust a female person Delmar, remember that ane simple axiom and your fourth dimension with me will not have been ill spent.

    Delmar O'Donnell : Ok, Everett.

    Ulysses Everett McGill : Hit past a train! Truth ways nothing to a adult female, Delmar. Triumph of the subjective. Yous ever been with a adult female?

    Delmar O'Donnell : Well, I... I... I gotta go the family farm back before I tin start thinking almost that.

    Ulysses Everett McGill : That'south correct, if then. Believe me Delmar, woman is the most fiendish musical instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man.

  • Delmar O'Donnell : Nosotros thought yous was a toad!

    Pete : What?

    Delmar O'Donnell : [leaning in, speaking slower] We idea you was a toad!

  • Pete : Crazy! No one's always gonna believe we're a real band.

    Ulysses Everett McGill : No, it'southward gonna work. I simply gotta go close enough to talk to her. Takin' off with us has got more than future than marryin' a guy named Waldrip. I'm Goddamned bona fide!

    Delmar O'Donnell : Everett, my bristles itches.

  • Ulysses Everett McGill : [riding past a chain gang, Everett and Delmar run across Pete] Pete got a blood brother?

    Delmar O'Donnell : Non that I'm aware.

    Ulysses Everett McGill : Heat must exist getting to me.

  • Washington Hogwallop : Mrs. Hogwallop up and R-U-Due north-North-O-F-T.

    Ulysses Everett McGill : She musta been lookin' for answers.

    Washington Hogwallop : Perhaps. Proficient riddance equally far as I'm concerned. I do miss her cookin' though.

    Delmar O'Donnell : This stew'south atrocious good.

    Washington Hogwallop : [examining his fork] You think then? I slaughtered this equus caballus concluding Tuesday... I'thousand agape she's startin' to turn.

  • Delmar O'Donnell : Them syreens did this to Pete. They loved him upwards and turned him into a horny toad.

  • Delmar O'Donnell : Friend? Some of your foldin' coin's come up unstowed.

  • Ulysses Everett McGill : I'one thousand not certain that's Pete.

    Delmar O'Donnell : Of course it's Pete! Look at him!... Nosotros gotta find some kind of wizard to change him back.

  • Delmar O'Donnell : Jacking up banks. I tin can see how a fella'd derive a whole lot of pleasure and satisfaction out of it.

  • Big Dan Teague : Give thanks you for the conversational hiatus. I generally refrain from spoken communication durin' gustation. I find it course and vulgar. Where were we?

    Delmar O'Donnell : Makin' money in the service of the Lord.

    Big Dan Teague : Heh, you lot don't say much, friend, but when you do, information technology'southward to the point and I salute you for it!

  • Pappy O'Daniel : Furthermore, in the second Pappy O'Daniel assistants, these boys is gonna be my *brain* trust.

    Delmar O'Donnell : What's that mean, Everett?

  • Delmar O'Donnell : Everett, I never figured you for a paterfamilias.

    Ulysses Everett McGill : Oh-ho, yes, I take spread my seed.

  • Delmar O'Donnell : They... left... his... middle!

  • Delmar O'Donnell : Hey mister! I don't mean to exist tellin' tales out of school, but there'south a feller in there that'll pay you ten dollars if you lot sing into his can.

  • Ulysses Everett McGill : Jesus! Tin I count on yous people?

    Delmar O'Donnell : Distressing, Everett.

  • Delmar O'Donnell : where's the happy fiddling tire swing?


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